[ improved art icon because my old art was making me sad hAHA ]
( I scrolled down my blog to look at my most recent answers but because I’ve been away from this blog so long I only managed to scare myself oh god what have I done )
Why would I find him irritating? He’s never done anything wrong.
That is correct. He has never. Done anything to inherit my ill will. I fucked up. I was the one who ruined any possibility of us getting along, of anything familial between us by being an impossibly self-absorbed, power-mongering asshole.
I treated him like a tool and made him feel like he was not worthy of being called my brother. By the time I realised that really, all you have in the end is family; it was too late. I have tried to fix things, many times. But perhaps it really is never meant to be fixed.
Now cease asking about my brother. I grow tired of having to explain things I would rather not think about.
((So I was reading Dr. Seuss’ One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish and then this was the page I got to before I started laughing because it reminded me of 1P and 2P Prussia’s.
Design for 2P Prussia is Gaa's, and I just kind of yeah… I tried to make it look “Seuss” esque, but I'm not really so good with the cartoony silly things like that
Also side note, this is like p much how Herr feels about Gilbert vs the 2P-))
My name is Gilbert. Altmann is a nickname that that other Gilbert has tacked onto me because he thinks having the same name is weird, or something. It doesn’t really bother me, whichever you choose to call me.
And my favourite colour? Either a dark blue or a light purple, I don’t really have a favourite.
I hear myself speak every time I open my mouth, and I am completely aware that it is far more intelligent than most drivel that comes out of yours.
I’m just as old as you. I have the same vocabulary as you. BUT. BUUUUUT. I don’t act like I’m a million years old! And my vocabulary is flawless despite which words I use the most!
I can curse and use gross words if I want to!! I could just as easily talk like you, too.
DON’T UNDERESTIMATE ME, ALTMANN. DON’T DO THAT.
If you started speaking on the same level as I. On second thought, do not begin to do it, I think it would be rather uncomfortable to listen to.
It would be like talking to myself or something, and there is nothing attra— There is nothing proper about that. So continue as you are.
….Maybe I should go back to sleep.